Here are some of our favourite OC jokes which have appeared in our (@JollyJap3s) Twitter Tweets over the past week!
Knock Knock. Whos there? Whats black and white and red all over? Whats black and white and red all over who? A newspaper. Use the letterbox!
A blonde, a rabbi and a chicken cross the road, walk into a bar and screw in a lightbulb
How many blondes, take it does, to screw in a? Lighbulb
Knock Knock! Who’s there? I don’t know. I don’t know who? I’m not sure.
What do you call a Duck that turns down free food? Quackers
Why should you never accept a cheque from a kangaroo? Because they always bounce!
… and because no bank in its right mind would allow a marsupial to even have a bank account, of course.
Why does Dr Who travel through time in a phone box? It’s his calling
How long did Micky Mouse wait for Mini to get dressed? Squeeks!
How many mathematicians does it take to figure out X, where X is the punchline of this unfunny joke?
Did you hear the one about the incomplete joke?
To our three followers – have a Jolly day!