Twitter Tweets Omnibus

Here are some of our favourite OC jokes which have appeared in our (@JollyJap3s) Twitter Tweets over the past week!

Amalgamated Jokes:

Knock Knock. Whos there? Whats black and white and red all over? Whats black and white and red all over who? A newspaper. Use the letterbox!

A blonde, a rabbi and a chicken cross the road, walk into a bar and screw in a lightbulb

Broken Jokes:

How many blondes, take it does, to screw in a? Lighbulb

Knock Knock! Who’s there? I don’t know. I don’t know who? I’m not sure.

Punny Jokes:

What do you call a Duck that turns down free food? Quackers

Why should you never accept a cheque from a kangaroo? Because they always bounce!

… and because no bank in its right mind would allow a marsupial to even have a bank account, of course.

Why does Dr Who travel through time in a phone box? It’s his calling

How long did Micky Mouse wait for Mini to get dressed? Squeeks!

Un-funny Jokes:

How many mathematicians does it take to figure out X, where X is the punchline of this unfunny joke?


Did you hear the one about the incomplete joke?

To our three followers – have a Jolly day!